awkward moments at airport

I work at an airport for a car rental company. i love working in an airport for the basic fact that i get to people watch. today i saw a kid that looked like McLovin off of super bad. yes i know that's not really that kids name but he will forever be known as that McLovin guy. I also see fat women in cut off sweatpant shorts and an over sized "muscle" tank top with no bra and a fupa the size of  China. My favorite thing to watch is the people who have come to our town for "business" but their mistress always meets them at the airport, don't get me wrong I'm not judging, their infidelity is none of my business. I just wish they would passionately make out somewhere not at my counter. It also makes me laugh when you see a guy come and pick up another guy at the airport when they share a nice awkward moment of one guy giving a professional hand shake and the other guy going in for the man hug (hand shake and half hug). its so funny, its really weird at that point for everyone like being on a first date. then a favorite game of mine is spot the mullet, which around fair time is a whole lot easier. sometimes i wonder if people ever check a mirror prior to leaving the house and if they do have loved ones at home, why the hell are they letting them go out in public like this. its not that i don't enjoy a good glance at a vicious camel toe or half ass but this makes me worried for their kids. what are your kids learning from you, that if you smell like an ass and look like an ass, you are an ass..