awkward moments at airport

I work at an airport for a car rental company. i love working in an airport for the basic fact that i get to people watch. today i saw a kid that looked like McLovin off of super bad. yes i know that's not really that kids name but he will forever be known as that McLovin guy. I also see fat women in cut off sweatpant shorts and an over sized "muscle" tank top with no bra and a fupa the size of  China. My favorite thing to watch is the people who have come to our town for "business" but their mistress always meets them at the airport, don't get me wrong I'm not judging, their infidelity is none of my business. I just wish they would passionately make out somewhere not at my counter. It also makes me laugh when you see a guy come and pick up another guy at the airport when they share a nice awkward moment of one guy giving a professional hand shake and the other guy going in for the man hug (hand shake and half hug). its so funny, its really weird at that point for everyone like being on a first date. then a favorite game of mine is spot the mullet, which around fair time is a whole lot easier. sometimes i wonder if people ever check a mirror prior to leaving the house and if they do have loved ones at home, why the hell are they letting them go out in public like this. its not that i don't enjoy a good glance at a vicious camel toe or half ass but this makes me worried for their kids. what are your kids learning from you, that if you smell like an ass and look like an ass, you are an ass..

ugg randomness..

sometimes i get so tired of thinking of things to do, or to accomplish. it feels like everyone else has some sort of goals, whether long term or just getting up and going to MacDonald's. i don't feel that ambitious. not that i don't want to achieve anything, it just seems that if i do life is no longer surreal. people all around me, me being 25 now, are graduating, having kids, getting married and have good paying jobs. Yuck.  not that i don't want to do those things, i do.. i just don't want to make them my goals. i am usually a Farley happy person. i have a decent job, a good man, i have dropped out of two colleges, and i have a dog and a cat. people ask me why am i still working at the same job, I'm so smart, i could do soo much better..yada yada.. what if i cant? I'm really not that good in school. i think i may be A.D.D  I don't know if i want to set such unattainable goals, I'm definitely one of those "I'm ok at everything, but not good at anything" kinda person.  Who the hell determined that everyone has a niche, i want to punch that guy in the eye. i have no niche, I'm a new age renaissance woman. gal- giggled a little. this means i suck at everything.. i almost hate goal oriented people, no one cares that you are getting your master's degree, so stop posting that crap on facebook or any other social network, check that, they should make a social network solely dedicated to those douche bags. we could call it "no-one gives a S@#$. com"  they could spend all day posting a million pics of their funky looking kids in nearly the same positions, post about how amazing their relationships are, how fantastic their jobs are an how much they love anal sex... gal but seriously you know these fruit nuggets are just as miserable as everyone else, if not more.. otherwise why the hell would they feel compelled to "spread the joy" with 300 of there not so closest friends who they briefly knew at one time and never liked anyway. in all reality, how many friends do you really have, and how many people have you add just out of curiosity due to the fact that their profiles were set on private. i know i have. by this time you probably assume I'm some kind of lonesome, crazy, cat lady...i am not. and this alone should piss you off. i live in a nice house, in a nice neighborhood, i drive a nice car and have nice things. isn't that nice, no. what does all that really accomplish? what does this say about me? that I'm a hypocrite? i suppose on several levels that, that would be accurate. i guess i could just make goals, like join a missionary project in my church and go help poor Mali children build wells and schools, or i could say i want to become completely fluent in another language other then English, although a refreshers course in English probably wouldn't hurt. but as Homer J. Simpson once said,"i don't set goals, then I'm never disappointed when i don't achieve them." worst motto ever or revolutionist.